Play by the rules. Or should you?
So, you think you have what it takes to save the planet and build a billion-dollar startup? Well, get ready to face everything from scrappy seed rounds to lawyer-fueled due diligence, all while dodging Silicon Valley boulders. It’s a tough gig, but hey, someone’s gotta do it!
There's always some extra cards
The Rules


Feeling stuck?
Stuck on a "1 or 2 Can Go Through" Square
Land on the dreaded “Only 1 or 2” square? You’re stuck there until you roll the exact number to escape. It’s like trying to fix a critical bug at 3 AM - pure torture.

Trading Giga T Carbon Removal Cards
Got a Cash Crunch Card but want to stay in the game? Trade in a Giga T Carbon Removal Card to lose it. Yeah, it’s like paying off your debt to avoid bankruptcy, but make the decision before you roll. Timing is everything.

Challenge Zones
Silicon Valley Boulder Alley
Pass through the alley, and you get a Giga T Carbon Removal Card.
Get hit by a boulder, and you pick up a dreaded Cash Crunch Card.
How to Play:
There is no chance you gonna avoid or pass this zone - in any case you have to stop here first to take this challenge.
Pick a lane with a dice number, which you think you going to roll (1-2, 3-4, or 5-6), then roll a dice.
If the number on the dice matches your selected lane, congrats, you made it through alive and get a Giga T Carbon Removal Card.
If not, you get hit by a boulder and get a Cash Crunch Card.

Due Diligence Danger Zone
Make it through, and you score a Giga T Carbon Removal Card.
But if the lawyer gets you, it’s another Cash Crunch Card for your collection of startup failures.
How to Play:
Same drill - choose a lane with a dice number, roll a dice, and hope you’re not about to drown in paperwork.


Seed Round Gamble
Survive the round, and boom—you get a Giga T Carbon Removal Card.
Get hit by a “tough investor,” and you walk away with a Cash Crunch Card.
How to Play:
Pick a lane with a dice number, which you think you going to roll (1-2, 3-4, or 5-6), then roll a dice, hope it’s your lane and get a Giga T Carbon Removal Card. If it doesn't match, welcome to Cash Crunch hell.
Glossary
ARR - Annual Recurring Revenue is the total predictable revenue a company expects to receive from its customers over a year, typically from subscriptions or recurring services.
AWS - Amazon Web Services, a comprehensive cloud computing platform offered by Amazon.
BECCS - Bioenergy with Carbon Capture and Storage is a technology that captures and stores carbon dioxide emissions from biomass energy plants, helping to reduce greenhouse gas emissions.
CAC - Customer Acquisition Cost is the total cost a company spends to acquire a new customer.
CEO - Chief Executive Officer is the highest-ranking executive in a company, responsible for making major corporate decisions.
CTO - Chief Technology Officer.
DD - Due Diligence, which is the process of thoroughly investigating and evaluating a business or investment opportunity before making a financial commitment.
ESOP - Employee Stock Ownership Plan is a company-established benefit plan that allows employees to purchase company stock, often at a discounted price.
FFF - Friends, Family, and Fools, referring to the initial group of people who might invest in a startup or early-stage company.
HBR - Harvard Business Review, a highly regarded magazine and online resource for business and management insights.
HR - Human Resources is a department responsible for managing employee relations, including recruitment, training, compensation, and benefits.
IPO - Initial Public Offering, the process through which a private company offers shares of its stock to the public for the first time.
IRR - Internal Rate of Return is the expected compound annual rate of return of an investment or project.
LTV - Customer Lifetime Value is the total revenue a company can reasonably expect from a single customer account over the customer’s lifetime.
MVP - Minimum Viable Product is an early version of a product with just enough features to attract early adopters and validate a business idea.
M&A - Mergers and Acquisitions refers to the consolidation of companies through mergers, acquisitions, or takeovers.
SVB - Silicon Valley Bank was a prominent bank that specialized in providing financial services to technology and innovation companies. It was shut down by federal regulators in March 2023.
VC partner - senior member of a venture capital firm responsible for sourcing, evaluating, and managing investments in high-potential startups.
VPN - Virtual Private Network is a secure network connection that extends a private network across a public network, such as the internet.